Furtlespooning

You did it! You showed serious interest by reading the instructions! Now follow through by dropping me an email.

Thornogsen from Illicit Encounters (Furtlespoon champion of the world) can be contacted most easily on thornogsen [at] uptonogood [dot] co [dot] uk or (less reliably) by phone or text on 07754 940764.

(There’s no such word as Furtlespooning, but if there were, Furtlespooning would mean finding a way of giving someone your email on a site which blocks you from publishing any contact details.)

Always up for chance to furtlespoon. (Or, if you prefer two words, furtle spoon.)